Up to 4 players per room. Karts, chickens and nine minigames settled by shoving. Squad up with your crew, customize your Ploomie and climb all 8 divisions to Cosmic. Yes, the ranked ladder is serious.
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Ploomies don't walk — they drive. They chase each other, ram each other and steal each other's chickens across their own universe, flat out and with no brakes. You collect them, you customize them, you build your team, and you drop them into online matches where the only thing that matters is not finishing last (even if it's hilarious when you do).
Not a clone of anything — it's Ploomies.
Every Ploomie is a lovable troublemaker.
If it can be rammed, it gets rammed. If it can be stolen, it gets stolen.
Nine minigames, one kart. Each match chains several in a row: fast chaos, real team calls, and a podium at the end. You carry your squad — or sink with them.
Round up chickens. Then steal your neighbour's. Sweep the farm, grab every chicken you can carry and herd them into your own pen. Golden ones are worth a lot more. And nothing is stopping you from raiding the rival pen and helping yourself.
Football, except the ball is a chicken. Two teams, two goals, one very confused bird. Drive over it to grab it, then launch it — the goal only counts if it goes in mid-air. Every goal scores for your teammates too, so nobody here is dead weight.
Attack, defend, then swap. One team pushes up the pitch, the other stops it by any means available. A try is worth a fortune; punting it through the posts, much less. Halfway through, the roles flip — and the attack does not restart from scratch: it picks up from the last yard taken.
Hot potato, but with feathers. Bomb chickens loose in the arena, each on its own secret countdown. Touch another player and it is their problem now. Once it starts flashing red, thinking time is over.
King of the hill, on ice. Stay on top and shove everyone else off the platform. Every clean hit scores. Fall off yourself? There go your points. All of it on a sheet of ice that punishes one wrong move.
Crossing the line first will not win it. A race through the clouds where what actually counts is eggs: collect them along the track and every lap cashes them in. But the more you carry, the slower you fly… and they can be stolen off you mid-air. Speed or greed?
Ammo that aims itself. Pick up a chicken, throw it, and it homes in on the nearest rival. Every hit scores for you and docks them — golden ones are worth triple. And it flies straight back to your hand after impact: infinite ammo. Watch the floor: three rings, each spinning at its own pace, and past the edge there is only water.
Stack it, throw it, do not drop it. Chickens pile up on your kart into a wobbling tower. Launch them at rivals to knock their score down: the chicken steers itself and comes back to your pile. Get rammed? That is one gone. Every chicken still on you when time runs out turns into points.
No chickens here. Just you and a track actively trying to throw you off it. Pendulums sweeping the road, pistons dropping with no warning, spinning blades and mud that halves your speed. There are boost ramps too. And no finish line: it is about squeezing in as many laps as you can before the clock dies.
More on the way · roadmap soon
Ploomies is a team game. You talk, you call shots, you win — or you go down together. Build your squad, use built-in voice and play on the closest server, at your region's latency.
Talk straight from the game — no extra downloads, no mandatory Discord.
You on Steam, your buddy on Switch, another on PS5. Doesn't matter.
Your Ploomies, your cars, your rank — everywhere you log in.
Solo, duo, trio or full 4-player room.
From a farm in the middle of the desert to a colosseum hanging over lava, by way of a circuit up in the clouds. And more on the way.
This isn't marketing. It's a real ranked ladder. Wood at the bottom, Cosmic at the top. Win and you climb, lose and you drop. And very few will ever see Cosmic.
Eight real divisions, with promotion and relegation: Wood to Cosmic, and only a few will ever see Cosmic. That top is where we want to take Ploomies: seasons, championships and a genuine competitive scene. We’re building it with you, starting in early access.
Cross-play and cross-progression have been on the roadmap since day one: one account, and your rank, your Ploomies and your season progress follow you wherever you play.
Cross-play and cross-progression across all platforms. Your rank and your Ploomies follow you.
We're cooking. The exact date drops soon. Fastest way to know: wishlist Ploomies on Steam and Steam pings you the day it launches.
We'll confirm before launch. What we can promise: zero pay-to-win. Ranked is climbed by playing, not paying. Period.
It's built to run smoothly on modest hardware, Steam Deck included, and an Android version is in development. Exact specs drop before launch.
That's the goal: one account, with your Ploomies and your rank following you to any platform you play on. We'll confirm the exact scope before launch.
Up to 4. Depending on the minigame you'll play 2 vs 2 or free-for-all. Just enough to stay chaotic but readable.
The 8-division ranked ladder, with seasons and per-division rewards. From there we want to build seasonal championships; details will come once there's a community to build them with.
Solo works fine: matchmaking pairs you with squads at your level. That said, friends are funnier (and easier to win with).
Wishlist Ploomies on Steam — Steam itself pings you the day it goes live. And if you want to follow development closely, drop by our Discord.
Put it on your Steam wishlist and you'll be pinged the moment it launches. Fastest way not to miss it — and the one that helps us most.
Steam pings you on launch day. Zero spam from us.
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